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Yet Another Stupid Dive Organization - YASDO

Are YOU stupid enough to become a certified YASDO diver?

You've heard of PADI, SSI, NAUI, IANTD, NASD, TDI, WASI, LMNOP, Ad Nauseum, right? Well now welcome to YASDO, the premier stupid dive organization ever created. You can be a member of YASDO. All you need to do is fill out our stupid Stupid Application with information on stupid things you've done while diving, on the way to or from diving, or while talking about diving. We will also consider other forms of stupidity you care to send us. You can then proudly tell everyone what a stupid diver you really are.

In the meantime, if you just want to yell at us, drop an email to ooblick@nospam.ego.org. Remove the "nospam" before you send. It's just there to throw off the automated collectors of stupid email addresses who want to send us stupid spam.

Click the logo above to vote for YASDO!

Our Prototype Stupid Membership Card

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Or, if you don't want to join right now, at least fill out our guestbook. Thanks.

Our Specialties

YASDO, like other dive organizations, has distinct specialties that you can qualify for. These specialties will increase your brilliance and your prestige as an official Stupid Diver. If you successfully obtain 4 Stupid Ratings, you will qualify for our rating of Advanced Stupid Diver. Here is the listing of all of our ratings and specialties.

Open Water Stupid Diver
Advanced Stupid Diver
Stupid Dive Master
18% Nitrox Stupid Diver
Wrecked Diver
Diver Who Lost His Traveller's Checks In A Mexican Bar
Diver Who Lost Luggage On ALM
Diver Who Doesn't Secure Tanks On Boats And Drops Them On Buddy's Foot
Diver Who Leaves Weights On The Seat On A Rocking Boat
Chumming Diver
Stupid Master Diver
Stupid Instructor
Just Fill Out The Stupid Application

The Gallery Of Stupid Diving

As you send us more stupid diving tricks, we will put them on the web page for you. Keep those cards and letters coming.

Pre Historic Scooter	The Boat's THIS way	I hate when this happens	Open Water Checkout	Where's my contact lens?
Where'd They Go?	Diving or Romance?	Stingray Hickey. OUCH	Go Yasdo!	Quasimoto Divemaster
Ooops, where's my weightbelt?	Beaten by a fish	Hey! Who peed?	Got Fish?	Don't Lose Your O Rings

More To Come. The scanner is a humming. We're busily scanning yet more pictures of really silly dive stuff.

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Remove the "nospam" which is fodder for the spam bots. Please also feel free to tell your friends about us. Thanks for your support.

YASDO and the YASDO logo are trademarks of YASDO, Yet Another Stupid Dive Organization. Membership in YASDO does not confer any ratings, or bestow any additional IQ points. Nothing done by any member of YASDO is condoned by the YASDO organization. In fact, there IS no YASDO organization. We don't exist. We are just a figment of your imagination, so there. We explicitly disclaim any warranty of merchantability or of fitness for a particular purpose. YASDO will not prevent STDs, will be of no help during bubonic plague attacks or tornados, and will not remember your name at major holidays. Kids, don't try this at home. We are just being silly, and appreciate the silliness in others. Dive safe.

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